princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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ironmanontheironthrone:

smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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lulz-time:

She hasn’t changed much in 7 months

lulz-time:

She hasn’t changed much in 7 months

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

killingthingsinstyle:

The Legend of Zelda: 1986 - 2015, NES - Wii U

fucktsunderes:

reading some A+ fanfiction right now

fucktsunderes:

reading some A+ fanfiction right now